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Well if all men knew the things to say to make women
laugh, this world would then be called Utopia :-). The
birds would be singing once again, the sun would be
shining, and if my wife knew what I was writing right now
in this article, she would probably slap me on the back of
my head, so on a serious note, let’s get serious :-).
What to Say ? I think the question is not so much as
what to say to women, but rather, how you say it, and the
actions you use when saying it. Now, things are not only
as simple as that. This is not an exact science, after
all, all women are different, which is the exact opposite
of men, where apparently, all men are the same, according
to some women :-).
By the way, that should have made you laugh. It's ok
men, you can all laugh too!
Things that I have noticed that make women laugh. Well,
let me clarify on that again, it's not what you say that
makes women laugh, but how you say it, when you say it, in
what manner you say it, and the list goes on and on, so
instead, I will try to give you an example.
Johnny, who thinks he has a "special way with women",
will approach his opposite sex and use a special planned
routine that he calls "Johnny’s full prove plan on how to
get laid". Putting on his full proof "Women magnet smile",
he will slowly walk up to her and then finally when face
to face with her, might pull out some line or joke that he
thinks is funny, and then, laugh at what he just said just
to show how funny it was. well - She never thought he was
funny.
Now Mike on the other side of the room is a little
nervous. Mike is obviously not used to crowds. Especially
when there are so many beautiful women around. Mike gets
clumsy. He becomes accident prone. His words get all
jumbled up. He sees a woman looking at him from the other
side of the room. She is smiling at him. “Wow, what now?”
he thinks. Nervously, he raises his hand to wave to her.
At this point in time, a waiter walks past him holding up
a tray filled with wine glasses full of wine. Mike smacks
his hand into the tray. The tray falls to the ground, the
glasses of wine shatter into tiny pieces. Wine gets
sprayed everywhere. The women on the other side that was
smiling to Mike has now got one of her hands in front of
her mouth, and is giggling. Mike looks back at her and is
sheepishly laughing back, while shrugging his shoulders.
The women moves towards him, and, well, you know the rest
:-).
By Paul Ghossain
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